Ethan: "You should shave your beard, Daddy."
Me: "Really? If I shaved my beard you might not recognize me anymore. You'll be: 'Hey, who is that guy?'"
Ethan: "Noooo. I'd recognize you."
Me: "Mommy might not."
Ethan: "You should shave your head too, like Myles [a friend/coworker]."
Me: "That wouldn't be a good look for me I don't think. Only certain people can pull that off. Like Myles. Besides, then you definitely wouldn't recognize me."
Ethan: "I'd still recognize you, Daddy."