More quotable quotes from my five-year-old son Ethan...
"Can I marry a girl or a boy?"
"Hollywood? There's no such thing as Hollywood."
"Coloring is my dream. I color every day."
"I'm going to be Teddy Roosevelt for Halloween. Next year I'm going to be Albert Einstein." *
"Are your bones glued together?"
"These socks are really stretchy and good for doing things and maybe like killing bad guys."
"PBS Kids is real."
"Too bad everyone doesn't have penises."
* Ethan is also currently writing a book about our 26th president.