Friday, February 11, 2011

The Ocean Is Exploding

More random quotes from my five-year-old son Ethan:

"I'm the best rememberer in the world."

"The ocean is exploding and so is part of America."

"I'm the king of pizza."

"When I grow up I want to be the Pope."

"The key to me is privacy."

"You look like a toilet when you put your glasses on."

"Can you videotape me and put me online?"

"Too bad they don't have TVs in parks."

"Your skin is in charge of you. You're not allowed to do what you want. Your skin is."

"I am wiped out."

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