Bath Talk

"Was that you?"

"Yes."

"Just checking."

"I made bubbles."

"You sure did."

"Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"How do you catch a fart?"

"That's a good question, Ethan. Gee. I don't know if that's even humanly possible. We'll have to check the Internets on that one. What would you do with it if you could catch a fart?"

"Eat it."